After an entire week of second guessing my abilities to keep things sterile and reading plenty online to back up my reasoning (by seeking it out, of course), and ultimately deciding that I was just going to leave my batch in the primary fermenter until bottling in order to not introduce more potential for bacteria, I did not move the brew over after the end of week one as planned.
Then, after a discussion with a home brewing friend of mine - Charles - my mind was changed and I was convinced to just go ahead and move it from the first to the second after week two. I'd then leave it in the secondary for one week and then bottle. His logic was sound: after having poured the wort from the kettle into the fermenter (instead of either siphoning or using a screened funnel (which I don't have)), there was likely plenty of leftover hops sitting in there, further steeping during fermentation. This isn't a bad thing (for one, hops are antiseptic... this might have actually helped save the batch from bacteria), especially because I like a good hoppy beer. But a hoppy brown that was originally intended to be sweet? Intriguing...
Anyway, that wouldn't make a difference because it was in there either way. However, because of the extra junk in there, it would be a fairly wise idea to let it clarify for a week in the secondary, since it's probably mostly done fermenting by now anyway. Plus, with the amount of sediment that sits at the bottom of the primary, he told me, it's worth getting the beer off of it for, again, clarity. So I was convinced.
So on Saturday, I found and took the time to move the beer from primary to secondary fermenter. I really needed to do homework... however, as noted, our DSL is down (taking classes online and the internet is required for my homework), and since my wife wasn't feeling well and I had the kids (read: "audience"; see also: "those who in part gave me brewing stuff as a gift for Christmas" and "parties interested in watching new and interesting things"), I figured, it's perfect timing.
After spending too much time cleaning the equipment I'd need (siphon, hose, and carboy), I pried the lid off the primary.
So... yea. Hops float. Good to know. I put the siphon and hose in and got it moving over to the carboy, careful not to do any sloshing around of the primary (so I didn't make the sediment start swirling and floating around in there... don't want it in there for later)
It took a while... I don't really remember how long. Long enough that the kids got bored. Had some problems with keeping the siphon going - had to pump it a number of times just to keep it moving. I eventually got it all moved over though.
And so in here it will sit until this upcoming weekend, when I will begin bottling. Should be about as alcoholic as it's going to get right now, which really isn't much. I'll take the final gravity when I move it prior to bottling to confirm, but I'm expecting in the 4%-5% ABV range.
OK, Charles wasn't kidding. There was a LOT of hops in there still, and a BOATLOAD of sediment. Not visible in the pic through the half inch or so of beer, but it's there. Looks kinda like somewhere between wet clay and really fine sand. Pretty gross.
But yea... I tasted it. What tiny bit I could siphon after getting to the bottom went into the bottom of a glass. Not even a full swallow... Just a tiny taste. So thoughts? Given the fact that it was at the bottom, I don't put too much faith into how it compares to what it will actually taste like. That said, it was actually kind of weak in flavor... not very sweet. But the hops were definitely noticeable - a bit of bitterness to it, which I'm actually kind of intrigued by. Obviously it isn't carbonated yet, as that won't happen until after the first week in the bottle, but I expected that.
My hopes are still high, because if it had a bacterial problem so far, I would have smelled or tasted it already. With luck, I'll have managed to avoid it in the secondary as well, and we can get this batch done RIGHT.
Cheers.